oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh

So Joyful Joe Hippo is a plush Bible toy. He comes with a toy Bible with his favorite verse.

AND, the Bible contains a little recordable sound module, which parents can use to record Bible verses in Joe's "cute and funny" (TERRIFYING) voice from the website.

Sample verses include:

• "Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right. Ephesians 6:1"
• "Even a child is known by his actions, by whether his conduct is pure and right. Proverbs 20:11"

I can already tell I'm going to have nightmares..

Update: this is from mimi smartypants, who is my favorite blogger of today.